i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
(via onedirectioncutefacts)
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it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
(via pizzaforpresident)
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2 days ago
Do you ever hear a song and think “oh yeah that’s some good music to run” but then you remember you don’t like to run.
(Source: panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis)
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2 days ago
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
(via thejuniorstruggle)
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2 days ago
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
(Source: ghosthostessarchiveblog, via lizziemguire)
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3 days ago
cramming for apush this morning
| Me: | lol henry clay was so unpopular he ran so many times but never won |
| Amy: | he was the Leonardo de Caprio of APUSH |
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3 days ago
And in that moment, I swear we knew nothing about U.S. history.
(Source: roseandbloomed, via thejuniorstruggle)
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